Alan Cumming is on the show tonight! Like George, Alan is in the upcoming "Smurfs" movie. We're all familiar with Brainy Smurf, Grouchy Smurf, Handy Smurf, etc., but here are some alternative-type Smurfs we'd like to see.
Celebrity Smurfs
Hangover Smurf
Hangover Smurf has an affinity for Camel Cigarettes and passing out in Smurf-sized Cadillac Escalades. She wears an ankle bracelet and is not allowed to leave the Smurf village. Hangover Smurf is currently homeless because she tried to smoke her mushroom house.
Angry Smurf
Angry Smurf doesn't get along with Smurfs who are different from him and is so ornery, Smurfette had to get a restraining order to keep him 100 smurf inches away at all times.
Dopey Smurf
Dopey Smurf claims she can see Gummy Bear Village from her porch, and has been known to shoot at other Smurfs from on top of her mushroom. She also opposes the right of Smurfs to marry, and insists the Smurfs must stand with their ally, Gargamel.
Jersey Smurf
The only orange Smurf! Jersey Smurf loves high-octane Smurf juice, and Handy Smurf's rippling abs! Jersey Smurf had to get the roof of her mushroom raised because her Smurf poof was too tall to fit.
Coco Smurf
Poor Coco Smurf has been forced to move twice now. But he finally found a new home where he was welcomed with his very own blimp! Smurfy!
Tax Evasion Smurf
This Smurf is such a staunch believer in personal liberty that he refuses to recognize Papa Smurf's authority, and even stopped contributing to the Smurf Village. The others now call him "Jaily Smurf."
Booty Smurf
She recently bought herself a second mushroom — just for her Smurf booty. It's unknown how she affords it because no one really knows exactly what Booty Smurf does.
What celebrity Smurfs would YOU like to see? Tell us in the comments.