GOOD MORNING! Welcome to everyone’s favorite holiday, #Festivus!pic.twitter.com/bZEUyPID1b
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I’ll be back later this afternoon for some serious, and not so serious grievances, along with lots of my Festivus Waste Report. So come on back later!
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Oh, by the way, before I go - Die Hard is a Christmas movie, don’t @ mepic.twitter.com/UukKhRCzCB
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One of the things I hate most about Washington is that they have literally NO IDEA how to spend your money. That’s why I do waste reports, and do a FESTIVUS WASTE REPORT with some of the worst offenders of the year. Here are some of the worst in waste.
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Everyone's favorite frisky quail are back with an update on how much money they blew: https://goo.gl/cGonMN pic.twitter.com/KjPL4fKzvt
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The USAID spending $18 mil to promote tourism....in Egypt: https://goo.gl/cGonMN pic.twitter.com/SBbcUU2uDi
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$75k to throw lizards around with a leaf blower: https://goo.gl/cGonMN pic.twitter.com/nA7ZA9JdCA
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So of course, instead of fixing waste like this and reforming government, the geniuses in Congress decided to have a fight over how much MORE money they were going to “spend” aka borrow from China.
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Speaking of which, buried in the foreign aid reports last year, I discovered something — we give foreign aid to China. So government is so dumb, it is literally borrowing money from China, to give it back to China, while paying interest on it.
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This is actually my grievance with liberals. They want the government to do more and more, take over more healthcare, more education — I mean you seen what it ALREADY is doing?
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Damn you went on REALLY FAKE NEWS CNN! Missed it! But still loved your tweets today!
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I missed your appearances Senator. Tell me, did you get to actually talk about serious policy issues? I quit watching the Sunday programs when they fortified their positions as visual gossip columnists.
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Bring the clips here. I don't subscribe to those channels anymore. Give em hell, Rand!
@realDonaldTrump@POTUS@parscale@Scavino45Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Personally I’m tired of all the talk, I would like to see some action on the wall immediately
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me too!
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CNN NEVER!!!
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At first I thought you had written CNNstfu which would have been entirely appropriate.
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I DON'T WATCH THOSE!!! CNN SUCKS, AND SO DO DON LEMON AND ANDERSON COOPER!!!!!
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I make it a point to never watch
#fakenews even if you're on it talking some facts.#cnnsotu and#facethenation are purveyors of some of the finest#fakenews out there I'll admit. I just can't stomach the bullshit! I'll stick to reading your threads.#MAGA#Trump#BuildTheWallThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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