GOOD MORNING! Welcome to everyone’s favorite holiday, #Festivus!pic.twitter.com/bZEUyPID1b
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Oh, by the way, before I go - Die Hard is a Christmas movie, don’t @ mepic.twitter.com/UukKhRCzCB
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One of the things I hate most about Washington is that they have literally NO IDEA how to spend your money. That’s why I do waste reports, and do a FESTIVUS WASTE REPORT with some of the worst offenders of the year. Here are some of the worst in waste.
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Everyone's favorite frisky quail are back with an update on how much money they blew: https://goo.gl/cGonMN pic.twitter.com/KjPL4fKzvt
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The USAID spending $18 mil to promote tourism....in Egypt: https://goo.gl/cGonMN pic.twitter.com/SBbcUU2uDi
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$75k to throw lizards around with a leaf blower: https://goo.gl/cGonMN pic.twitter.com/nA7ZA9JdCA
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So of course, instead of fixing waste like this and reforming government, the geniuses in Congress decided to have a fight over how much MORE money they were going to “spend” aka borrow from China.
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Speaking of which, buried in the foreign aid reports last year, I discovered something — we give foreign aid to China. So government is so dumb, it is literally borrowing money from China, to give it back to China, while paying interest on it.
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This is actually my grievance with liberals. They want the government to do more and more, take over more healthcare, more education — I mean you seen what it ALREADY is doing?
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Thank you ! Thank You ! Can you look into
@BLMNational waste ??#wildhorses mismanagement $$$ helicopter#roundups#Endit How many horses currently holding penned ? 1000-10,000 ??Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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You are the man. That is all. Happy freaking festivus
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Festivus, a holiday for the rest of us. When do we start feats of strength?
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Your famous Waste Reports are probably dark money that's been funding wars all these years but Americans are to believe we are stupid & wasteful. Some of it is waste the rest must be creative accounting that no one genuinely scrutinizes.
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Were you hacked? Or are these a series of drunk tweets? Dude, you o.k.?
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Hey genius your waste report doesn't include the millions spent on housing Trump and paying for him to not do any work
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